seems topical, somehow…
Originally inspired by the Terri Shiavo debacle…
Subject: Living Will - Print and sign one today
I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn’t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won’t ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it
a day.Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact aspecial law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damned business, and pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the millions of Americans who aren’t in a permanent coma.
Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I don’t care how many fundamentalist votes they’re trying to scrounge for their run for the presidency in 2008 (or 2032), it is my wish that they play politics with someone else’s life and leave me alone to die in peace.
I couldn’t care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don’t know these people, and I certainly haven’t authorized them to preach and crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own business, too.
If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her existence a living hell.
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Signature date_____________________ _____
Signature of Witness date
No word yet on whether this is legally binding in your state. If you prefer a more demurely phrased form, check your local hospital. They often have boiler plates available.
A year ago on This Journey: Retreats, block clubs and organizing great neighbors.
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A year ago (or longer) on This Journey…
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Shower Adventure Part Deux 2008
It was a dark and stormy morning… 2007
neighbors are great 2006
Local organizing - block club style 2006
ISAIAH retreat 2006
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A year ago (or longer) on This Journey…
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Shower Adventure Part Deux 2008
It was a dark and stormy morning… 2007
neighbors are great 2006
Local organizing - block club style 2006
ISAIAH retreat 2006
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A year ago (or longer) on This Journey…
June 4th, 2007 at 12:16 am
Bonus points for the use of the word “peckerwood”.
Physician Assisted Suicide will be on Washington States ballot this year, it is already legal in Oregon.
After watching both Grandmothers die slow and painful deaths, I support it. It should be a decision available to an informed patient.
-P