These three jokes came to my inbox Tuesday. It would be hard to classify them as “pc” but they’re ironic more than cruel, I think. Anyway, you have been warned.

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Blonde Trying to Committ Suicide

Back a few years ago, I went over to my neighbors house.(She was a blonde), and for some reason she was mad at the world. She had locked herself in the bathroom and was threatening suicide.

I said, “Come on, you know you don’t want to do this!”

She said, “I damn well do wanna do this, nobody wants me alive anyways.”

For some reason I actually believed her and pushed through the door, and saw she had a rope tied to around her ankles. I asked “Are you really trying to hang yourself?”

“Yeah, so what?”

“Well, usually when people hang themselves they tie the rope around their necks”

“Yeah, well, I tried that, but then I couldn’t breathe

Pregnant Blonde

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway just jumping for joy!

I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck,
and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, “I have some really great news!”

I said, “Great! Tell me why you’re so happy.”

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and
down, told me that she was pregnant!
I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, “That’s great!
I couldn’t be happier for you!”

Then she said, “There’s more.”

I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?”

She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!”

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said….

“Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!”

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And a Sight Gag

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Last year on This Journey DS2 was in his first parade. (He was in his second last night (Tuesday.) Pictures soon.)

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A year ago (or longer) on This Journey…

DS2 in his first parade 2006

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A year ago (or longer) on This Journey…

DS2 in his first parade 2006

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A year ago (or longer) on This Journey…

DS2 in his first parade 2006

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