Yesterday, after spending about an hour in the process of ordering a tuxedo, DS1 and I get back in the car. Almost immediately, he pulls out his phone to reply to a text message.
“But you just left her!” I say.
“I’m not texting GF, I’m texting “Buddy-I’m-double-dating-with-to-the-prom.”
Me: “Are you telling him you got a tux?”
DS1 stares [...]

